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Monday, September 12, 2011

Scientific Innovations That I Need


10.  Carbonated Milk (chocolate or otherwise).
9.  A new chess video game, but make it play more like Unreal Tournament. Chess is kinda boring and could do with an update.
8.  A computer which is slightly faster than the last one that just came out.
7.  a cure for ugliness.
6.  a better mousetrap.
5.  Shiny iridescent fabric as promised in Back to the Future part II.
4.  Rocket skates, rocket packs, rocket shoes, rocket pants etc. Put rockets on everything.
3.  A vaccine for hypochondria.
2.  Pants that stay on! Definitely needed over here. Get on it, science.
1.  Stilts for dogs. Damn that would be hilarious.
  


















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