Due to complicated problems with my current website for The Salad, I have to change my website to the WordPress version. My general posts will remain the same and my attitude won't waver followers! My new blog is at http://thesaladblog.wordpress.com/. Please visit and hit me up at my e-mail at SeanDP@comcast.net if you have any questions.
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Success
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing your pants.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Terrihorrificicable
I was thinking about how terrific and horrible mean totally different things but when you switch the beginnings of the two words you get terrible and horrific, which mean roughly the same thing. Think about it.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Bucket List
84. Piss of a Mobster
83. Get Killed by a Mobster
82. Get my body dumped by a Mobster
81. Get my Body discovered by the FBI
80. Launch an FBI investigation
83. Get Killed by a Mobster
82. Get my body dumped by a Mobster
81. Get my Body discovered by the FBI
80. Launch an FBI investigation
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Five Hour Energy and You!
So there is a new craze that the kids are doing nowadays and its called Five-hour energy which is apparently healthier than coffee and gives five hours of, well, energy. I guess its OK for caffeine and stuff but has soon as you taste it you think there HAS to be a better way. Really. Its tastes below average, I mean, I could probably make a better energy drink that's small, healthy, tastes better than that 5 hour energy crap and will keep you awake for hours. My urine. Yup. I can urinate something that will be ultimately be better than 5-hour energy in every category. It is biodegradable, I can sell it tiny cups like the doctors office has, if you've tasted my pee before you know the saltiness well bode well with the American focus groups, and lets be honest, you will be awake and alert for well over 5 hours with the taste and knowledge of my urine on you're tongue. Watch out world, get ready for the next phenomenon! SALADPEE! You're welcome.
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